Launch History
- New York Times? We Need to Talk. - 02.14.12
- Daily Exhaust - 02.14.12
- A Shitty Idea - 01.23.12
- Cocksuckers Ball: Obama Picks a Fight - 01.09.12
- The Empty Balcony: Predator - 12.20.11
- The Iraq War is Over - 12.19.11
- Trimming the Fat - 11.14.11
- Oval Office Thunderdome: "Nobody Loves Me, It's True..." - 11.14.11
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Escape from L.A. - 11.06.11
- What a Bunch of Clowns - 11.05.11
- The Empty Balcony: Halloween III: Season of the Witch - 10.31.11
- The Empty Balcony: The Thing from Another World - 10.29.11
- The Empty Balcony: The Thing (2011) - 10.21.11
- The Empty Balcony: Pumpkinhead - 10.19.11
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Basket Case - 10.18.11
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Zombi 2 - 10.07.11
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Asylum (1972) - 10.07.11
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Piranha 3D - 10.05.11
- Shitty Movie Sundays: From Dusk till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money - 10.04.11
- The Empty Balcony: [•REC] - 10.03.11
- The Empty Balcony: From Dusk till Dawn, or, A Tale of Two Movies - 10.02.11
- Shitty Movie Sundays: The Human Centipede - 10.01.11
- Ignorance is Bliss - 08.18.11
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Reign of Fire - 08.05.11
- Crottes D'Éléphants, Étrons Âne, and the Final Defeat of Liberalism - 07.27.11
- The Empty Balcony: Source Code - 07.21.11
- Job Creators? Really? - 07.13.11
- The Empty Balcony: Gojira / Godzilla, King of the Monsters! - 07.11.11
- The Empty Balcony: The Adjustment Bureau, or, Angels Play Dirty - 07.08.11
- Bring 'Em Home, Then Cut Their Budget - 06.28.11
- Into the Darkness - 05.03.11
- The Empty Balcony: Mona Lisa - 04.25.11
- The Empty Balcony: 13 Assassins - 04.13.11
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Spice World / Trancers II - 03.26.11
- Here We Go Again - 03.22.11
- Slow Your Roll, Washington - 03.08.11
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Trancers - 03.07.11
- In the City: Parking Adventures - 03.01.11
- The Empty Balcony: Black Hawk Down - 02.22.11
- The Right to Unionize - 02.22.11
- The Empty Balcony: Forbidden Planet - 02.19.11
- In the City: Manhattan's Bitch and Haven't Head, Will Travel - 01.25.11
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Raise the Titanic - 01.24.11
- Crottes D'Éléphants - 01.19.11
- Rover Image #73 - 01.19.11
- The Empty Balcony: 2010 - 01.18.11
- This only makes sense to New Yorkers - 01.07.11
- Cocksuckers Ball: The Filibuster - 01.05.11
- Cocksuckers Ball - 12.09.10
- 1:30 AM - 11.03.10
- 12:48 AM - 11.03.10
- 12:15 AM - 11.03.10
- 11:40 PM - 11.02.10
- 11:00 PM - 11.02.10
- 10:20 PM - 11.02.10
- 10:00 PM - 11.02.10
- 9:48 PM - 11.02.10
- Jackasses Lose the House - 11.02.10
- Adventures in Voting - 11.02.10
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Halloween II - 10.31.10
- The Empty Balcony: Diary of the Dead - 10.29.10
- The Empty Balcony: Day of the Dead - 10.28.10
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Village of the Damned (1995) - 10.27.10
- The Empty Balcony: The Blob - 10.16.10
- Shitty Movie Sundays: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) - 10.15.10
- The Empty Balcony: Dead Alive - 10.14.10
- The Empty Balcony: Fido - 10.13.10
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Maniac Cop 2 - 10.12.10
- The Empty Balcony: Survival of the Dead - 10.12.10
- The Empty Balcony: The Return of the Living Dead - 10.08.10
- The Empty Balcony: Dawn of the Dead - 10.07.10
- The Empty Balcony: Re-Animator - 10.06.10
- The Empty Balcony: Slither - 10.05.10
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Dance of the Dead - 10.04.10
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Growth - 10.03.10
- Life's Little Mysteries - 10.02.10
- Shitty Movie Sundays: House of the Dead - 10.02.10
- The Empty Balcony: Night of the Living Dead - 10.01.10
- The Empty Balcony: Cross of Iron - 09.16.10
- So the Iraq War is Over, Right? - 08.23.10
- Hot, Boiling, Searing, Sizzling, Sultry, Blistering, Steamy, Torrid, and Sickening - 07.26.10
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Halloween (2007) & Halloween II (2009) - 06.29.10
- The Empty Balcony: Red Dawn - 05.27.10
- Keyboard Poetry - 05.19.10
- "Well, looks like yer gonna need a complete overhaul." - 05.18.10
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Class of Nuke 'Em High - 05.17.10
- This Is War - 04.10.10
- Rover Image #72 - 04.10.10
- Healthcare Follies: The Assassin of the Senate - 12.15.09
- Once More Into the Breach - 12.11.09
- Rover Image #71 - 12.11.09
- The Empty Balcony: Halloween - 10.31.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Freddy vs. Jason - 10.29.09
- The Empty Balcony: Land of the Dead - 10.27.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: John Carpenter's Vampires - 10.25.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Maximum Overdrive - 10.24.09
- The Empty Balcony: Dawn of the Dead (2004) - 10.21.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Event Horizon - 10.19.09
- Rover Image #70 - 10.19.09
- The Empty Balcony: 28 Days Later / 28 Weeks Later - 10.18.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter - 10.15.09
- The Empty Balcony: The Legend of Hell House - 10.13.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Friday the 13th Part 3 - 10.12.09
- The Empty Balcony: 1408 - 10.09.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Friday the 13th Part 2 - 10.07.09
- The Empty Balcony: Zombieland - 10.05.09
- The Empty Balcony: Quarantine - 10.03.09
- Rover Image #69 - 10.03.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Friday the 13th - 10.01.09
- Oval Office Thunderdome: Santorum's Tough Road - 09.30.09
- Rover Image #68 - 09.30.09
- This Bill Stinks - 09.29.09
- Rover Image #67 - 09.29.09
- Why Can't Some People Read Ballots? - 09.20.09
- Rover Image #66 - 09.20.09
- Reshaping Congressional Districts - 09.17.09
- Rover Image #65 - 09.17.09
- The Empty Balcony: Sunshine - 09.12.09
- Rover Image #64 - 09.12.09
- Hundreds of Thousands?! - 09.09.09
- Rover Image #63 - 09.09.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone - 09.08.09
- Rover Image #62 - 09.08.09
- Plans? We Don't Need No Stinking Plans! - 09.06.09
- Rover Image #61 - 09.06.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Soldier - 08.30.09
- Rover Image #60 - 08.30.09
- Let's Hear It for the 1st - 08.29.09
- Rover Image #59 - 08.29.09
- Healthcare Follies - 08.18.09
- Rover Image #58 - 08.18.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Deep Rising - 08.11.09
- Rover Image #57 - 08.11.09
- How to Fix College Football - 08.10.09
- Rover Image #56 - 08.10.09
- Pardon Me While I Rant - 07.29.09
- Rover Image #55 - 07.29.09
- The Empty Balcony: Excalibur / Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 07.27.09
- Rover Image #54 - 07.27.09
- One Giant Leap And Then...Nothing - 07.20.09
- Rover Image #53 - 07.20.09
- The Empty Balcony: Three Kings - 06.30.09
- Rover Image #52 - 06.30.09
- La Mise en Scène Est la Chose - 06.22.09
- Rover Image #51 - 06.22.09
- The Empty Balcony: The Train - 05.19.09
- Rover Image #50 - 05.19.09
- It's Coming Right For Us! - 04.27.09
- Rover Image #49 - 04.25.09
- The Empty Balcony: Apocalypse Now - 04.22.09
- Rover Image #48 - 04.22.09
- Ticket Fees Are Bullshit - 04.20.09
- Rover Image #47 - 04.20.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: The Transporter - 04.17.09
- Rover Image #46 - 04.17.09
- Will They Be Called "The Bush Six"? - 03.31.09
- Rover Image #45 - 03.31.09
- The Empty Balcony: Logan's Run - 03.30.09
- Rover Image #44 - 03.30.09
- New Lipstick, Same Pig - 03.28.09
- Rover Image #43 - 03.28.09
- The Empty Balcony: Burn After Reading - 03.23.09
- Rover Image #42 - 03.23.09
- Don't Do That - 03.03.09
- Rover Image #41 - 03.03.09
- The Empty Balcony: Soylent Green - 03.02.09
- Rover Image #40 - 03.02.09
- Meritocracy, Anyone? - Part 4 - 02.19.09
- Rover Image #39 - 02.19.09
- Film in the Tubes: Sushi Conveyor - 02.16.09
- Rover Image #38 - 02.16.09
- The Empty Balcony: Robocop - 02.06.09
- Rover Image #37 - 02.06.09
- Meritocracy, Anyone? - Part 3 - 01.27.09
- Rover Image #36 - 01.27.09
- What Country Is This? - 01.23.09
- Rover Image #35 - 01.23.09
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Horror Express - 01.19.09
- Rover Image #34 - 01.19.09
- In the City - The Subway Touch Rule - 01.13.09
- Rover Image #33 - 01.13.09
- The Empty Balcony: The Last Man on Earth / The Omega Man / I Am Legend - 01.09.09
- Rover Image #32 - 01.09.09
- Ron Asheton - 01.08.09
- Rover Image #31 - 01.08.09
- In the City - The Rice Box Rule - 01.03.09
- Rover Image #30 - 01.03.09
- How to Kill a Bar - 12.31.08
- Rover Image #29 - 12.31.08
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Prince of Darkness - 12.29.08
- Rover Image #28 - 12.29.08
- Chlorine Stings the Eyes - 12.17.08
- Rover Image #27 - 12.17.08
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Starship Troopers 3: Marauder - 12.16.08
- Rover Image #26 - 12.16.08
- Meritocracy, Anyone? - Part 2 - 12.15.08
- Rover Image #25 - 12.15.08
- The Empty Balcony: Jarhead / Generation Kill - 12.10.08
- Rover Image #24 - 12.10.08
- Meritocracy, Anyone? - 12.09.08
- Rover Image #23 - 12.09.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: The Maps - 11.08.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: Things Come Together - 11.07.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: Missiletest Predicts! - 11.03.08
- Rover Image #22 - 11.03.08
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Theodore Rex - 10.27.08
- Rover Image #21 - 10.27.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: If the Dead Could Talk... - 10.27.08
- Rover Image #20 - 10.27.08
- Film in the Tubes: The Herbivore - 10.23.08
- Rover Image #19 - 10.23.08
- Mike Likes His Job - 10.01.08
- Rover Image #18 - 10.01.08
- Shitty Movie Sundays: They Live - 09.23.08
- Rover Image #17 - 09.23.08
- We Are Being Fucked - 09.22.08
- Rover Image #16 - 09.22.08
- The Empty Balcony: Big Trouble in Little China - 09.21.08
- Rover Image #15 - 09.21.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: Had Enough Yet? - 09.18.08
- Rover Image #14 - 09.18.08
- The Empty Balcony: Escape from New York - 09.15.08
- Rover Image #13 - 09.15.08
- The Empty Balcony: The Thing - 09.09.08
- Rover Image #12 - 09.09.08
- An Aggressive Russia - 08.13.08
- Rover Image #11 - 08.13.08
- Gold Medals and Lead Bullets - 08.12.08
- Rover Image #10 - 08.12.08
- The Empty Balcony: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World - 08.05.08
- Rover Image #9 - 08.05.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: The Technology Vote - 08.04.08
- Rover Image #8 - 08.04.08
- Film in the Tubes: The Italian Spiderman Movie - 08.02.08
- Rover Image #7 - 08.02.08
- Bright Light, Big Valley - 07.28.08
- Rover Image #6 - 07.28.08
- The Empty Balcony: 30 Days of Night - 06.17.08
- Rover Image #5 - 06.17.08
- And the Heavens Opened Upon Us - 06.17.08
- Rover Image #4 - 06.16.08
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Resident Evil: Extinction - 06.09.08
- Rover Image #3 - 06.08.08
- Guess He Needed the 'Roids, After All - 06.07.08
- Rover Image #2 - 06.07.08
- Shitty Movie Sundays: Doom - 06.06.08
- Rover Image #1 - 06.05.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: Scorched Earth - 06.04.08
- The Empty Balcony: Aliens - 05.21.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: It Works - 05.21.08
- The Empty Balcony: Iron Man - 05.16.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: In on the Big Secret - 05.15.08
- The Empty Balcony: Alien - 04.23.08
- Iraq - 04.18.08
- The Empty Balcony: The Matrix - 04.18.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: None of the Above - 04.17.08
- The Empty Baclony: Lawrence of Arabia - 04.07.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: Duck and Cover - 03.30.08
- The Empty Balcony: Patton - 03.27.08
- All Powerful Men Are Insatiable Lusthogs - 03.13.08
- The Empty Balcony: Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla; Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. - 03.12.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: The One-Vote Doctrine - 03.10.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: Tuesday in Ohio - 03.04.08
- The Empty Balcony: Zodiac - 02.25.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: Super Tuesday - 02.06.08
- The Empty Balcony: Full Metal Jacket - 02.04.08
- Oval Office Thunderdome: Return of the Dixiecrats - 02.04.08
- Death of a Journalist - 01.30.08
- The Gears of Truth - 01.07.08
- Sports Do Not Matter - 01.04.08
- In the City, Subway Circle of Life - 10.20.07
- Jackasses at the Helm, Oval Office Thunderdome - 10.10.07
- In the City, the New Immigrants - 10.05.07
- In the City, In the Subway - 10.03.07
- Please. Not Another One. - 09.30.07
- An Ugly Tactic for an Ugly War - 09.26.07
- Jackasses at the Helm, Part Two - 09.24.07
- One Giant Leap Backwards - 09.13.07
- Sand In Your Eye - 09.11.07
- Big Red Elephant Say, "No Faggots!" - 08.31.07
- Danny, We Hardly Knew Ye - 08.18.07
- Turd Blossom Hits the Bricks - 08.14.07
- Bugle Call? - 08.12.07
- Morning Ritual - 08.10.07
- Do Not Trust Them - 08.08.07
- Collateral Damage - 07.30.07
- Nothing in the West - 07.18.07
- Mike Bloomberg Will Never Be President - 06.20.07
- The Loony Bear - 06.12.07
- An American Parable: Life's Too Good for Fighting - 06.12.07
- Global Warming, the Unstoppable, World Destroying Force, Bound to Drown Us All in an Ever-Rising Ocean of Suffering - 06.08.07
- The United States Must Withdraw From Iraq. - 06.06.07
- Junkyard of Power - 05.30.07
- Four Years - 03.19.07
- Hanging by a Rope - 03.19.07
- Indecent - 03.19.07
- It's Getting Warmer - 02.25.07
- NEXT! - 02.21.07
- "Moqtada! Moqtada! Moqtada!" - 01.04.07
- Things Fall Apart - 12.13.06
- Not Our Fault - 11.30.06
- Enters the Lexicon - 11.12.06
- Bowing to Reality - 11.10.06
- Jackasses at the Helm - 10.25.06
- The Downside of Correcting Mistakes - 09.06.06
- "We're not leaving so long as I'm president." - 08.21.06
- Perpetually Tumbling - 06.02.06
- Stay Home, Please - 05.30.06
- To Kill or Not to Kill - 04.07.06
- The Wound - 04.05.06
- Why Stop Now? - 03.08.06
- Looking in the Wrong Direction - 03.07.06
- Is the Powell Doctrine Bankrupt? - 02.07.06
- One Branch, Two Twigs - 01.23.06
- Free, Not-So-Free - 01.20.06
- Weight of the World - 01.16.06
- Midterms - 12.15.05
- Withdraw from Iraq - 12.12.05
- A Note on Freedom - 11.30.05
- A Note on War - 11.21.05
- Over the Horizon - 11.08.05
- The Right, and the Left's Confusion, Part 2 - 10.05.05
- The Right, and the Left's Confusion - 10.04.05
- Almost Got It - 09.22.05
- Political Disaster - 09.08.05
- Plan B - 08.30.05
- In the Tunnel - 08.09.05
- Flameout - 08.05.05
- Knocked Senseless - 07.26.05
- Whose Land Is It Anyway? - 07.06.05
- There Was No Connection; There Is Now - 06.29.05
- Growing Reluctance - 06.24.05
- Flashback - 06.16.05
- A Halo for the Moderates. Maybe. - 05.25.05
- Google Our Secrets - 05.23.05
- Freedom Under Fire - 05.11.05
- Tired of High Gas Prices? - 05.03.05
- Ethics Returns? - 04.28.05
- Less Than Human - 04.11.05
- Stay Focused - 03.24.05
- The Shining Star - 03.17.05
- Ends and Means - 03.08.05
- Don't Be So Damned Smug - 02.26.05
- Selah - 02.23.05
- Hopping On the Bandwagon - 02.16.05
- No Exit Strategy - 01.25.05
- Globalization Marches Forward - 01.21.05
- A Holiday in the Midwest - 01.04.05
- The Invisible Enemy - 12.22.04
- No More Red and Blue - 11.22.04
- Election Day - 11.02.04
- A Worthless Attack - 10.18.04
- A Country That Has Lost Its Way - 10.06.04
- The Guns of August - 09.01.04
- This Is What Democracy Looks Like - 08.30.04
- Dissent Is Not Patriotic - 07.12.04
- Freedom Is For Americans Only - 06.21.04
- The War Continues - 06.03.04
- The Verdict Is Clear - 05.02.04
- The Folly of Righteous Freedom - 04.23.04
- A Godless Heathen's View of the World At Large - 04.16.04
- Meaningful Deaths and Those Based On Lies - 04.09.04
- Ignoring the Inevitable - 04.08.04
